Clothesline jokes

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.