Clockwork jokes
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.
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