Clinton jokes

Drink

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."

Minor

what’s dudeese · 8 months ago

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

Clinton memes

Politician

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

America

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Election

Glory hole · 1 year ago

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Community talk

Anonymous

Poll · 1 year ago

Tournament Round 1 Match 8:

Bill Clinton vs. Donald Trump

Chri5

3 years ago

Now, for the special 10 follower one:

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Micheal J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill clinton always uses his. The pope never uses his. What is it?

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