There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
MOUNTAIN DEW!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
