Cliff jokes

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.

Baa- Dum- Tsss!

What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.