Cleaver jokes
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Community talk
I own 2 tiny cleavers