Clash

Clash Jokes

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Tower

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Tower

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Tower

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Tower

Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Tower

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Tower

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Game

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Tower

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Tower

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Tower

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

Rhyme

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.