Clash jokes
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.