Churchill jokes
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.