Churchill jokes

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?

Blue Winston.

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.