Churchill jokes

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?

Blue Winston.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.