Chronic

Chronic jokes

Chicken

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

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Sugar

Johnny Johnny?

Yes pa pa.

Eating sugar?

Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.

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  • Weed

    I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

    Sugar

    Johnny, Johnny?

    Yes, Papa.

    Eating sugar?

    Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

    Smoking? Telling lies?

    Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

    Community

    guys not to be so chronically online that im back here after a year and a half😣 but where is everyone? flappy and amy and sah and chex them

    (flappy bird i KNOW you were on this site a few days ago thats right i stalked your profile ho get back on here and say hi imy)

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    Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.