Christmas morning jokes
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
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A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.