Christmas morning jokes

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.

On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."

On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.