Christmas Carol jokes

Deck

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Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Christmas

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Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Noose

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Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

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  • Dad

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    You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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  • Man

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    How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

    Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.