Chloroform memes

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.