Chloroform jokes

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"