Chloroform Jokes

Rape

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

Suspicion

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

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Yes

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

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  • Couch

    So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

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