Chinese joke jokes
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.