Chinese joke jokes

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.