children's ward jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.