children's ward jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

When the school lets you near children again...

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."