children's ward jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.