Childhood memories jokes
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Community talk
"You run like a girl" When I was 11 my mom left me on side of the road with the guy who yk...yeah. ANYWAYS I chased after the car for 5 miles there and bck, screaming begging her to stop the car...but she never did. So yes I do "run like a girl"
Trama dump😜😜😜 #thankumom #greatestpersonever
Mom of the year def goes to her.
💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😔😔😔
If you’re ever bored here’s a list of fun things to do. 1) Pulling teeth out of a deer’s mouth 2)Asking “why” until someone runs out of answers and starts sobbing uncontrollably 3)Bending your fingers backwards as far as you can 4)Eating childhood memories 5)Making time stop forever 6)Transforming into whatever form people fear most 7)Silly straws