Childhood game jokes

Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.