Child services jokes

Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

Orphan: *sits there sadly*

One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.

The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.