OrphanAnonymous4 years agoPrincipal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!Orphan: *sits there sadly*
SnailAnonymous6 years agoOne day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)