Chief Executive Officer jokes

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.