Chief Executive Officer jokes

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.