Cherry Tomato jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
