Chemical Weapon jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.