Chemical Weapon jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.