Chancel jokes

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.