Cerial jokes
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.