Cerial jokes

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

How is your cereal? Oh, wait.

Cereal.

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: Cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: Yes.

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.