Cerial jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Community talk
My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night