Cerial jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
I like Cheetos.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.