Cerial

Cerial jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Because their dad never came home from the store.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

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My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night