Cerial jokes

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Because their dad never came home from the store.

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

How is your cereal? Oh, wait.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.