Centrist jokes

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.