Cemetary jokes

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.

Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

The cemetery is so overcrowded.

People are just dying to get in.

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.

Son: Where's grandma?

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.