Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
what do you call a cemetary of dead arabs? a mine field
