Cell Division jokes

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

David? Mitosis.

I don't get mitosis.

What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?

Oof, mitosis!

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.