Catling jokes

Pussy

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Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

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  • Cat

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    God creating cats.

    GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

    ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

    GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

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  • Cat

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    What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

    A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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