Catalytic Converter jokes
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 馃槒
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.