Catalytic Converter jokes
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 馃槒
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.