Cat Suit jokes

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.