Casual conversation jokes

A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"

I answered, "6 feet underground."

I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.

Sup peoples?

Hey Sandy.

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸