Cashew jokes
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"