My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
