Car Park jokes

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.