Car Company jokes
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Community talk
Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more