Canning jokes
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?