Canning jokes
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!