What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What is a magic school?a school that can fly
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
how hard can you throw them!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What time is it when you can not walk any more? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What is a difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘? A car can drive and a tree can not drive
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗? A magic car can fly and a house 🏡 can not fly
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.
"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"
"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.
"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."
"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘? A car can drive and a tree 🌳 can not drive
