Canning jokes
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.