Pistachio canât, but pe-can.
You pecan do it!
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved
Why do orphans play baseball? Thatâs the only way they can run to home..
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just donât look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said thatâs a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Stevenâs mom wasnât home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just donât look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said itâs a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just donât look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights Thereâs a snake in the bush.
