What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.