Camouflage jacket jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.