Camouflage jacket jokes
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
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What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.