Bus Fare jokes
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
So my bus... goodness.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What is a bus 🚌?
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.