Bum bum jokes

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bum.

Bum who?

Bum holding a pistol!

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!