Bum bum jokes

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bum.

Bum who?

Bum holding a pistol!

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

Why did the bum get a slap?

Because it was being too cheeky.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.