Bulbasaur jokes

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

You masturbate...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!