Bruno Mars jokes

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!

I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.