Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
