Bruno Mars jokes

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!

I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!